Showing posts with label joke. Show all posts
Showing posts with label joke. Show all posts

Tuesday, December 27, 2011

Who saves who?

A Chinese company will buy EDP (the electricity company) - at least 20% of it.  They won the tender.  Portugal is going to sell a number of public companies in the near future.

This is funny. I got it from the blog "Cachimbo de Magritte" (Hat tip!):

  • In 1949 - a majority of intellectuals believed that communism would save China
  • In 1969 - the same intellectuals believed that China (with its cultural revolution) would save communism
  • In 1979 - Deng Xiao Ping understood that only capitalism could save China.
  • In 2009 - the whole world believed that only China could save capitalism
  • In 2011 – Portugal understood that only Chinese capitalism could save it

Thursday, October 27, 2011

Economy, reality and perception of politicians all together

In the House of Hens
Hat tip: Ekstra Bladet (Danish tabloid) and Ingemann (cartoonist)

Translation from left to right:

If I need 50 grams of fodder to make an egg of 50 grams...

What do I then need to make an egg of 100 grams...

A larger asshole...

Who said asshole...Are you once more speaking about him the Minister of Food...

Brilliant provoking cartoonist.  Thank you.

Wednesday, October 26, 2011

A lesson in economy

A friend send me the following in Portuguese.  I find it hilarious:
A traveler arrives at a hotel to sleep, but asks to see the room first.
He leaves two banknotes of 100 euros at the reception as a deposit.
While the traveler checks out the rooms, the hotel manager runs out of the hotel with the two 100 euro banknotes.  He goes to the grocery next door to pay an old debt...exactly the 200 euros.
Surprised by the sudden payment of the debt, the grocer takes advantage by paying a supplier an old debt.  Also 200 euros.
The supplier take the two bank notes and runs to the pharmacy to pay a debt of his there:  Exactly 200 euros.
The pharmacist, with the notes in his hand, runs quickly to a bar next door to pay a prostitute. By coincidence the debt is 200 euros.
The grateful prostitute, leaves with the money in direction of the hotel, her favorite place to take clients. However, lately she has not paid for the rooms.
Her debt: 200 euros.
She tells the manager she is paying her debt and leaves the bank notes on top of the reception desk.
Precisely at this moment, the traveler comes back after having had a look at the rooms. He expected something else, he said, and takes the two notes back, says thank you and leaves the hotel.
Nobody earned or spent a cent, but the whole town is now debt free, everyone's credit has been reestablished and all are looking confidently towards the future.  
Economics is a difficult matter to understand!
The government, praised be the politicians, understands it all: